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Monday, December 24, 2007

Metallica Albums

1983 - Kill 'Em All
Singles: Jump In The Fire, Whiplash, Seek And Destroy, Am I Evil
1984 - Ride The Lightning
Singles: For Whom The Bell Tolls, Fade To Black, Creeping Death, The Call Of Ktulu
1986 - Master of Puppets
Singles: Battery, Master Of Puppets, Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
1988 - ...And Justice For All
Singles: ...And Justice For All, Eye Of The Beholder, One, Harvester Of Sorrow, To Live Is To Die
1991 - Metallica
Singles: Enter Sandman, Sad But True, The Unforgiven, Wherever I May Roam, Don't Tread On Me, Nothing Else Matters
1996 - Load
Singles: Ain't My Bitch, Until It Sleeps, King Nothing, Hero Of The Day, Bleeding Me, Mama Said
1997 - ReLoad
Singles: Fuel, The Memory Remains, the Unforgiven II, Better Than You
2003 - St. Anger
Singles: Frantic, St. Anger, Some Kind Of Monster, The Unnamed Feeling
2008 - (Unknown Title) Ninth Studio Album
Singles: (Unknown)

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

I Like Geese

i like geese i like geese i like geese
i like geese i like geese i like geese
i like geese i like geese i like geese
i like geese i like geese i like geese
i like geese i like geese i like geese
i like geese i like geese i like geese
i like geese i like geese i like geese
i like geese i like geese i like geese
i like geese i like geese i like geese
i like geese i like geese i like geese

There. I just typed 'i like geese' 31, I mean 32 times including the title, in red font. Your welcome.

Monday, December 17, 2007

iPod Touch or iPod Classic?

I am posting this wondering which of the two new awesome iPods are better: iPod Touch? Or iPod Classic? Let's take a look at some of their features.
iPod Touch: Apple makes sure use of the Touch's gorgeous 3.5 inch LCD display with Multi-Touch. Listen to all your favorite songs, view your favorite photos, watch your favorite movies and videos, surf the web, play games, and much, much more. When you really think about it, the iPod Touch is basically an iPhone, but without the actual phone. It has all the other features the iPhone has, though. Besides, most people already have a cell phone, anyway. And who wants to be under 2 year, 60 bucks a month (at least) contract? You also pay 100 bucks less or the same price. The 8GB Touch can hold up to 1,750 songs, 10,000 photos, or 10 hours of video, and fully charged plays 22 hours of audio, or 5 hours of video. The 16GB is all that crap but double, but same battery life. The Newly-released 32GB can hold 7,000 songs, 25,000 photos, or 40 hours of video. The 8GB costs $300, the 16GB $400, and the 32GB costs $500.
iPod Classic: The iPod Classic is just like the iPod Ipod, but with a couple of new features. Cover flow is a really nice feature on the iPhone and the Touch, but is a little difficult to get used to one the Classic using the scroll wheel. Holy crap look at all that storage. The 80GB holds 20,000 songs, 25,000 pictures, or 100 hours of video, fully charged is 30 hours of audio, 5 hours of video. The 160GB (160GB!?! That's twice as much as my computer, and it fits in my pocket!) can hold 40,000 whoppin' songs (I haven't even heard that many songs ever since I was born!), 25,000 photos (Same as the other one, weird) or 200 hours of video, charged at 40 hours of audio, 7 hours of, blah blah blah. The 80GB costs $250, the 160GB costs $350.
Bottom Line: I'd have to say the iPod Touch 8GB is the best iPod to get. The price is great, and the thing is friggin awesome!!! Besides, who is ever going to use all that storage on the classic? If you want a iPod like the classic, just get the 8GB Nano. 8GB is enough for me. 40,000 songs? Come on! Also, except for the insane amount of storage, the Touch has every single feature the Classic does, plus more. I think 50 bucks more is worth it. If I had 375 bucks, I'd defiantly get a 8GB Touch, not a 160GB Classic. Wouldn't you?

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

How I Got Sent To Joovy, I Mean Daycare

Hello everyone! I'm going to tell you how I ended up in Joovy, I mean Daycare! So read and think about doing this stuff, but DON'T ACTUALLY DO THEM! YOU WILL GET ARRESTED, I MEAN SENT TO DAYCARE FOREVER!!!
Well one day I was hanging out with my friend The Llama Guy - me and him go WAY back - when out of the blue some guys with brass knuckles came and approached us from behind. Me and llama guy were hangin' in the woods havin' an airsoft war. Well anyways when they came they asked if they could "borrow" our airsoft guns but we knew they weren't going to give them back, so we said no. Then one of them who had a diamond necklace on that said 'Tough Cookie' came and punched The Llama Guy in the friggin' eye! He fainted! so I said "Hey, you shouldn't have done that mister! Prepare for the biggest tussle of your life!" so then I punched Tough Cookie in the forearm but missed, then he pushed me down and said "RRROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!" really loud. Then they left and I got up and saw a business card on the ground by where they were standing that said "COOKIE, TOUGH ---------- **(919) 671-5203** THE DEAD GUY HIGH SCHOOL" and said to myself "Tough Cookie's goin' down".
About a week passed and I woke up in my closet somehow and was hungry. So I walked downstairs to grab a bite to eat. I had hid the card in my wallet. After I had some breakfast, I grabbed my cell phone and walked in my room and locked the door shut. Then said to myself "It's time to do some prank-callin' on Tough Cookie". So I grabbed the card out of my wallet and dialed *679196715203 into my phone. But then, the phone rang for about 15 seconds or so, and around 4 Mexican dudes and a Michigan Lady picked up. Then I asked if Tough Cookie was there. They said "Who the frik's Tough Cookie?" and hung up.
I said "Tough Cookie must have gotten his friends to cover for him". So, he likes it that way, huh? So I got really angry and broke my phone in half. Then I just happened to find some grenades under my bed. So I told my parents I wanted to go to the science fair at The Dead Guy High School, to get them to ride me out to Tough's school. They believed me.
So I hid the grenades in my book bag and told my parents "There's no grenades in my back pack, it's my science project you silly gooses!" so when we got there they dropped me off and said they'd pick me up at around 6. It was 7:09. Idiots. So I put some grenades in all the bathrooms, but these grenades were like bombs. They didn't detonate until I pressed a button that said "BOOM" on it. So I ran about a half a mile away and guess what happened. The school went "BOOM". Then the cops somehow knew to come to my house and arrest me, I mean take me to daycare. I found out The Llama Guy ratted me out. Oh well.

**********THE END**********

Monday, November 26, 2007

Metallica RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hello Everyone!

Hello everyone! My name is Nikolas Sawyer (A.K.A. The Goose Guy), and I'm posting this to just let everyone know a little about me. I'm 13 years old, and I was born in Warner Robins, GA, in a military base (haha! I was born in a military base and you weren't!). I now live in Wake Forest, NC. My hobbies include football, movies, video games, soft air, skateboarding, and guitar.
I have been in a blogger video before it is called "Angry Syndrome" and can be found at
http://chrisproductions.blogspot.com/2007/09/angry-syndrome.html
Thanks everyone! I'll begin posting videos, pictures, etc. as soon as possible. Bye!