Well one day I was hanging out with my friend The Llama Guy - me and him go WAY back - when out of the blue some guys with brass knuckles came and approached us from behind. Me and llama guy were hangin' in the woods havin' an airsoft war. Well anyways when they came they asked if they could "borrow" our airsoft guns but we knew they weren't going to give them back, so we said no. Then one of them who had a diamond necklace on that said 'Tough Cookie' came and punched The Llama Guy in the friggin' eye! He fainted! so I said "Hey, you shouldn't have done that mister! Prepare for the biggest tussle of your life!" so then I punched Tough Cookie in the forearm but missed, then he pushed me down and said "RRROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!" really loud. Then they left and I got up and saw a business card on the ground by where they were standing that said "COOKIE, TOUGH ---------- **(919) 671-5203** THE DEAD GUY HIGH SCHOOL" and said to myself "Tough Cookie's goin' down".
About a week passed and I woke up in my closet somehow and was hungry. So I walked downstairs to grab a bite to eat. I had hid the card in my wallet. After I had some breakfast, I grabbed my cell phone and walked in my room and locked the door shut. Then said to myself "It's time to do some prank-callin' on Tough Cookie". So I grabbed the card out of my wallet and dialed *679196715203 into my phone. But then, the phone rang for about 15 seconds or so, and around 4 Mexican dudes and a Michigan Lady picked up. Then I asked if Tough Cookie was there. They said "Who the frik's Tough Cookie?" and hung up.
I said "Tough Cookie must have gotten his friends to cover for him". So, he likes it that way, huh? So I got really angry and broke my phone in half. Then I just happened to find some grenades under my bed. So I told my parents I wanted to go to the science fair at The Dead Guy High School, to get them to ride me out to Tough's school. They believed me.
So I hid the grenades in my book bag and told my parents "There's no grenades in my back pack, it's my science project you silly gooses!" so when we got there they dropped me off and said they'd pick me up at around 6. It was 7:09. Idiots. So I put some grenades in all the bathrooms, but these grenades were like bombs. They didn't detonate until I pressed a button that said "BOOM" on it. So I ran about a half a mile away and guess what happened. The school went "BOOM". Then the cops somehow knew to come to my house and arrest me, I mean take me to daycare. I found out The Llama Guy ratted me out. Oh well.
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